Friday, June 28, 2013

Ride for June 29, 2013

Tomorrow we have a few professionals coming along...



Be ready at my house in Allenhurst, leaving at 10am. We are doing 40 miles or so, not too hilly at all. Except a real big hill on West Bangs ave in the first 5 miles, after that, not too hilly - I promise.

Ride around Earle 40



 
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Wednesday, June 26, 2013

How's your head?



A good head is hard to protect...


A nice normal Saturday ride - Free headshot included.

It was a normal riding day. We left my house on time actually. About 10 guys out for an easy 30 mile ride. Albert showed up with a new Cannondale carbon bike - without a bell! Through Allenhurst, Deal Road, out to Allaire Airport. We got a flat or two - Albert is no longer a virgin.
We fixed the flat and disposed of the tire in the proper eco-friendly manner:
Then something strange happened to Morris. He developed a headache.

And then he crashed while trying to impress the locals in Bradley Beach:





He survived and walked home the last two miles. All in all a good day..



Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Here's a map for Sat, June 22. It's an easy 35 miles. See you there.
Link to Google Map: Squankum34




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Welcome to the Shore. License and registration, you yankee interloper....

Get on your spandex and lube your balls. Another season is here.

Summer begins. I'm sure you're all ready to go. If you're like me , you have been riding and running and training and working out all winter to prepare for the season. I've lost 25lbs, but that was before I gained 20, so I'm almost at my goal weight of ### - which is: whatever number I see on the scale is my goal. And look - I made it!

We start riding this Saturday, June 22 at 10am departure from 117 Allen Avenue, Allenhurst. The ride will be a southbound loop of about 35 miles. Next post I'll have ride details.

We do one ride - if you want to go home early I'll point you to the shore and you can make it home on your own.

The usual rules and warnings: 

Helmets: Bring your own, make sure it  fits. Same for the shirt, shorts, and shoes.

Pump, tools etc: Bring a tube, a patch kit, something to pump your tires. Even if you can't change a flat, bring the stuff and someone will help change your tires.

Be Smart. Don't follow any rider into an intersection blindly. Watch your self and watch the cars. Stay to the right and single file on busy roads. Cars and NJ drivers are a great bunch of caring, considerate folks. They love when we run red lights and cut in front of them on the road. If you are going to fight with any of the locals - make sure you have back up - at least 3 Lycra clad fops per redneck.

Make sure your bike works. There's a limit to how much repair I'll do for you at 10am. If you show up with an Alien helmet and sandals, asking me to "fix your gears", you're SOL.

Be ready people. Peddler is open all week. Or call Haddad.


 See you soon.
Captain Joe.


And if you get there on time, she might come along-----